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A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because
he is not sure if sex is work or play. So he goes to a priest and
asks for his opinion on this question.

After consulting the Bible, the priest says, ” My son, after an
exhaustive search, I am positive that sex is work and is
therefore not permitted on Sundays.”

The man thinks: ” What does a priest know about sex?” So he
goes to a minister, who after all is a married man and
experienced in this matter.

He queries the minister and receives the same reply. Sex is
work and therefore not for the Sabbath!

Not pleased with the reply, he seeks out the ultimate authority:
a man of thousands of years tradition and knowledge. In other
words, he goes to a rabbi. The Rabbi ponders the question,
then states, ” My son, sex is definitely play.”

The man replies, “Rabbi, how can you be so sure when so
many others tell me sex is work?”

The Rabbi softly speaks, “If sex were work, my wife would have
the maid do it.”

A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question.
As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman
beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They
are both quite startled.

The man turns to her and says, “Ma’am, if your heart is as soft as
your breast, I know you’ll forgive me.”

She replies, “If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I’m in room 436.”