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This video is hilarious. I thought they are gonna fight for real… but… check it out

Hahahahaha Soooo… Gay… What a comedy…

This is wrong man… This is so wrong… LOL…

Two guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge.

The judge said, “You seem like nice young men, and I’d like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and persuade them to give up drugs forever. I’ll see you back in court Monday.”

Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to the first one,

“How did you do over the weekend?”

“Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever.”

“17 people? That’s wonderful. What did you tell them?”

“I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this: O o and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this (small circle) is your brain after drugs.”

“That’s admirable,” said the judge. “And you, how did you do?” (to the 2nd guy)

“Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever.”

“156 people! That’s amazing! How did you manage to do that!”

“Well, I used the same two circles. I pointed to the small circle and told them, ‘This is your asshole before prison….”

Guess who are gonna tag with Mr. George W. Bush

Looks like no one… LOL

Sure, become a key player in the team is though. Many are jealous. This pic will show you David Beckham almost got killed by his team mate

LOL… Priceless….

Man walks up to bank teller and says “I wanna open a damn savings account” Teller says “that’s fine sir, but you dont have to use profanity”, to which the man replies, “just let me have a goddamn savings accout.”

“Sir, the teller says, that type of language will not be tolerated here, perhaps you should speak to my boss.” “FINE, says the man, get the son of a bitch.”

The teller’s boss comes over and says, “what seems to be the problem?” The man says,”I just won 5 million in the lottery, and all I want to do is open a goddamn savings account.” and the boss says, “And this Bitch wont help you?”